HIM: Can I buy you a drink?

   HER: Actually I'd rather have the money.

  

  HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours

  HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

  

  HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

  HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice .

  

  HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful?

  HER: I must've been given your share.

 

  HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

  HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

 

  HIM: Your face must turn a few heads.

  HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 

 HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

 HER: Okay, get out.

 

 HIM: I think I could make you very happy.

 HER: Why? Are you leaving?

  

  HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

  HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

  

  HIM: Can I have your name?

  HER: Why? Don't you already have one?

  

  HIM: Shall we go see a movie?

  HER: I've already seen it.

  

  HIM: Where have you been all my life?

  HER: Hiding from you.

  

  HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before?

  HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

 

  HIM: Is this seat empty?

  HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

  

  HIM: So, what do you do for a living?

  HER: I'm a female impersonator.

  

  HIM: Hey baby what's your sign?

  HER: Do not enter.

  

  HIM: Your body is like a temple.

  HER: Sorry, there are no services today

  

  HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

  HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

  

  HIM: Where have you been all my life?

  HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.